♐: is my muse blunt or do they beat around the bush?
♉: is my muse prone to jealousy?
Hey, if that’s the case then who am I to tell destiny to take a hike? We’ll just have to hope that it ends up being true, though. If it does, you can totally say you called it waaaay back when. Awesome! Just let me know when! I’m pretty free for the next few weeks after Comic Con… Well, except for a trip to Vancouver I’m making, but we can figure out a time. And wait - are you saying that we’re going to target my car? Because we may have found a dealbreaker in that one. My car is my baby. Please don’t hurt my baby, Spears!
pm: Oh, jeez. If/When that part happens - and I’m banking on ‘when’ over ‘if’ - I think we can both agree that I’ll be hopeless. NO MENTIONING THAT TO HER, THOUGH. She’s like a little bunny in parts of this, so I don’t want to like… freak her out too soon, you know? Katie-Tyler peanuts? Oh man, I’m not even ready to start thinking about that yet…. I’m glad to get your approval, though. It actually meets a lot to me. I’d wear the pass with pride. Maybe like… in the form of a button or something? OH! Or an ID card that I could wear around my neck, especially for Comic Con? I don’t know. I’m sure you’ll think of something.
Oh, I would love that. I’d be, like, ‘Hey, y’all! Guess whose prophecy came true? That’s right, y’all, it’s Britney, bitch!’ But, you know… I need to ask. Why did you decide to dedicate your time to acting if you really love baseball? Was it your decision or did somebody, like… I don’t know… ‘force you to do it’ might be a bit too strong of an expression, but you know what I mean. Because, if so, then we’re totally aiming our umbrellas at their car. Not yours, of course. Your baby’s safe! But it, like… once we start shocking the world with this latest collaboration and everything, we might have, like, a bunch of paps running after us. Sometimes they can be rude, so attacking their cars is just the way to go. Trust me, I know. :p
A trip to Vancouver, you say…?
We can totally work something out around that! I mean, we’ll have to time it with my move to Vegas and the period when the boys are staying with Justin and me, but we’ll totally work it out!
pm: All of your secrets are safe with me! If you emphasize that I have to keep them, that is. Otherwise, Katie will know everything that you weren’t specific about wishing I wouldn’t share. I’m not even going to apologize for that because, like… hoes over bros and all that jazz. :p I agree with you on taking things slow so she doesn’t freak out though! If you guys have already known each other for so long, then there’s no need to jump into things and, by doing so, risking everything you’ve built up so far, you know? Besides, I know I you’ve known her longer than me so I’m not really sure what it was like for her in the past, but according to the things I am aware of- she could use some stability and exactly the attitude you’ve got. Now I totally need to ask Preston and Jayden for help with making you an ID card. They’ll know how to make it, like, super mega manly times infinity! … You like Spiderman and Batman, right?
♪: three songs that remind me of my muse
90% of Justin’s discography tbh xD
But okay, if I had to pick just three, I’d say my favorite JT songs about Britney are…
dammit, this is hard ><
But you are like a fairy godmother. Steven was even singing Toxic to me as I was trying to tell him I was pregnant, hahaha. Yeah! Well, it’s Lauren and Molly’s organization but I help whenever I can. We had the idea of the Kind Camp for awhile now and we finally did it in the beginning of the year. We plan on doing a lot more, if we can! It was a huge success. I didn’t even think of that Mean Girls scene, haha. I love that movie. I quote it way too often. Thank you, Britney! Yeah, I guess I just didn’t fit in because I had just come back to the States from studying dance in London. The kids thought I thought I was better than them and I just really didn’t know how to adjust to the whole normal school thing. But, life is good. I had to experience/go through that in order to get where I am today. I’m just glad I can help out young girls so they don’t have to deal with these things alone.
Oh god, he did? I’m not sure whether to be flattered or scared… because, like, the question here is- were you two planning to have a child, so it was easy for you to tell him the news, or were you nervous as hell and his singing was driving you crazy? I remember I couldn’t wait to yell the news to my ex husband when I was pregnant with Preston, but then, like, the second pregnancy was pretty much unplanned and, like, a complete shock, so… That was really, really tough to confess.
Can I ask you something without coming off, like, completely stupid? What is it about that movie that everybody likes? I never really understood it. And, I mean, Lindsay Lohan is praised so much for her role there… like, what is going on with that? And, wait, you studied dance in London? Oh gosh, Julianne, that’s, like, two of the things I love so much combined into one! Why did you even move to States, my goodness. I would totally love to live in London, but my babies’ daddy is here so I have to stay in LA to be, like, close to them and stuff like that.
When Justin and I have a baby girl- yes, it’s not even a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. Even if it takes us, like, having five more boys before she’s here :p- I would love it if she could meet you and hear some of your Kind Camp wisdom. I feel like you could teach her so much.
☢: something my muse is afraid of
Well, she’s a mom, so of course she’s always afraid of something bad happening to her babies. But considering everything she’s been through regarding Preston and Jayden, I’d say she’s also terrified of Kevin being some day like: ‘You know what, I’m not gonna let you see your kids anymore, bye.’
Yeah! I played for a while in college, and briefly entertained the notion of trying to go pro, but I already had an amazing career that I loved too, so I decided to stick with it. I still hope I can get out on a baseball diamond in the future, though. Your son should come throw the ball around with me sometime, though! Maybe I can give him a few pointers or something. An umbrella? Can do. I keep one in my car at all times, so it’s not like it’ll be hard to find.
pm: Well, now that I know that, I’ll remember that for the next time I see you. Like, “Hi, remember me? Tyler Hoechlin, boyfriend of Katie Cassidy.” every time I see you from here on out. Will that work? And yeah, I know. That’s why I’ll say that I can’t promise anything - mainly because there’s just too much that’s still uncertain. People hurt each other all the time, intentionally or not, and there’s always a heightened possibility for it in a relationship - but I can say that I don’t intend to hurt her, and I’ll do everything in my power not to. And yes, my intentions are more serious than that. I don’t know about the whole married with kids thing - because a) it’s too early to tell that just yet, no matter how head over heels I may be and b) Katie’s made hints about not wanting that - but yeah, I’m serious about this.
Oh wow, that sounds exciting! But, you never know. I mean, maybe your destiny was to, like, swoon the world as a werewolf before transforming into the greatest baseball player of all time? That’s what I’m looking forward to seeing from this day on, definitely! And, yay! Yes, yes, yes, I’m sure Preston would absolutely love to play some baseball with you! Thank you so much, you’re the sweetest! It’s funny you keep an umbrella in your car- that’s totally what our target will be when we use our weapon of choice. Ha!
pm: That actually sounds really, really cool! You could also totally add ‘hopelessly in love’ in there somewhere. I mean, when the time comes! If the time comes. - Because, like, yes, I’m not that much of a freakshow to push it. Although, I am looking forward to hearing that because, oh my gosh. So far, so good, sir! I feel like you’re the kind of guy I would had picked up for her if I had a mission of setting her up with somebody. And I’m definitely going to hope for little Katie-Tyler peanuts running around some time in the future. Sorry, but I can’t help it! My goodness, I totally have to, like, make you a pass to wear around. ‘Tyler Hoechlin, boyfriend of Katie Cassidy. Approved by Britney Spears.’